The voices in our heads (and the brewers in the basement) have been busy. This St. Patrick’s week, we’re hosting a mandatory Group Therapy Session at the Asylum, and the prescription is strictly liquid.

Forget the "luck of the Irish"—you’re going to need a high pain threshold and a steady hand for what we’ve concocted. Whether you’re clinically insane or just Irish for the day, we’ve got the cure for your sobriety.